My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Tracy Morgan
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More Quotes By Tracy Morgan
  1. God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.

  2. I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder.

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  4. I want to show the world my humor.

  5. If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

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